no sex for ben

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she's turd

  • emily 10: 44 pm
  • IM GONNA GO WARM MY HANDS UP
  • me 10: 44 pm
  • O
  • em 10: 44 pm
  • IM MAH PANTS
  • JUST KIDDING.
  • me 10: 44 pm
  • I CAN WARM THEM UP
  • ;]
  • HEH
  • HEH
  • em 10: 44 pm
  • HEH
  • IM TURD
  • I MEAN
  • TIRED.
  • WTF?
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RO WE NEED TO FIND SOME KIDS TO DO THIS WITH US.

ienjoywastingtime:

AND I DON’T MEAN WHAT WE NORMALLY DO.

Today 5 of my friends and I went to Ben and Jerry’s to eat the Vermonster which is a giant sundae you eat from a bucket. We finished it and won a shirt. We all weighed ourselves before and after, all my friends gained 3 pounds, I lost 2. MLIA

YEAH. THAT. NOT … THAT.

oh god. remember when we used to go harass people in public for hours, pretending we were from some organization, asking random ass questions. “DO YUU SUUHF?” “..what” “SUUHHHHHHHFFFFFF, LIKE THISS.” and then you’d squat like a mofo. yah.

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i-mak:

hmm. Just listened to this song again. 7th grade. Alton’s bday party. I thank Rosalyn, Jennifer, and Emily for exposing me to this greatness LOLOLOL

………….omg. those were the days<3

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LEGACY

not digging it so far

BUT WHO CARES. IM FUCKING PLAYING MUSIC AGAIN.

YESTERDAY DURING CLASS, I PICKED UP THEM MALLETS,

IT FELT WEIRD AT FIRST, BUT SO DAMN RIGHT.

IM BAAAAAAAACK SON

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HEHEHAHAH

(via fvck)

I AM STILL LAUGHING

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pseudomeaningful: Things (via haylieerin) Then you’re going to love this thing you just created.

pseudomeaningful:

Things (via haylieerin)

Then you’re going to love this thing you just created.

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rainy days in percussion

  • -i forgot what we were talking about. i think catcher in the rye or some aspect of life-
  • taryn: yeahh i love catcher in the rye
  • chris: TUESDAYS WITH MORRIE<3!
  • schroyer: if i were to ever fuck a guy, it'd be jared.
  • us: ....what
  • jared: ... wait what
  • schroyer: jared. if i ever turned out to be gay. you'd be the first guy i'd fuck. come sit on my lap.
  • jared: ...........uh
  • me: jared, you look so incredibly uncomfortable right now
  • jared: =[
  • schroyer: JUST LOOKIT THAT ASS
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503. THE SECRET TO SOUNDING INTELLIGENT: A THESAURUS.

(via gotwisdom)

or “right click—> synonyms”

<3

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"..for such behavior"

  • ih8kenandsid 8: 54 pm
  • i thought that was common knowledge.
  • i have no idea why im trying so hard to keep a straight face
  • when i know that you cant see me
  • unless you're outside my window
  • but all my curtains and shit are closed
  • so unless you are peeking out from behind the sofa or something
  • munchh munchh 8: 55 pm
  • o
  • im already there
  • ih8kenandsid 8: 55 pm
  • yeah i see you.
  • dont turn around
  • my sister is walking around in her underwear
  • just kidding
  • its too cold for such behavior.
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ienjoywastingtime: (via noctambule) KGFLJDASF :O i dont care that reblogging makes my tumblarity go down. i want this.

ienjoywastingtime:

(via noctambule)

KGFLJDASF :O

i dont care that reblogging makes my tumblarity go down.

i want this.

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<3

  • ih8kenandsid 8: 39 pm
  • I DONT FUCKING DO DRUGS
  • YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MY 60 YEAR OLD SPANISH TEACHER.
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GOD SO GOOD.

IF YOU DONT BOB YOUR HEAD TO THIS, I DECLARE YOU MENTALLY UNSTABLE.

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  • esssjee: im going to go take pictures of my cock
  • esssjee: brb
  • ____________
  • I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TUMBL THIS. LAWLL
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my dad walked into my room and handed me a candy apple half the size of my head. and said ” here. “

its covered with caramel and melted marshmallow with oreo crumbles and cocoa powder.

….i am jizzing my pants.