bringinitbackTHAT'S COMEDY.

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tw0worldsapartt:

fuckyeahstreetlights:

averyalday:

Imagine. Hanging your feet off a 12 story building’s rooftop. No care in the world, shout your true wishes deep within as loud as you can, hold someone close, and watch dozens of cars pass by in front of your eyes. The lights glimmer with faint, blurry edges and your judgement is clouded with imaginary adventures.
In that one moment, you’d think anything is possible. And, believe… It truly is.

(via lauren)


……who writes this stuff…

tw0worldsapartt:

fuckyeahstreetlights:

averyalday:

Imagine. Hanging your feet off a 12 story building’s rooftop. No care in the world, shout your true wishes deep within as loud as you can, hold someone close, and watch dozens of cars pass by in front of your eyes. The lights glimmer with faint, blurry edges and your judgement is clouded with imaginary adventures.

In that one moment, you’d think anything is possible. And, believe… It truly is.

(via lauren)

……who writes this stuff…

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this is how the hoe ends arguments

  • Gordon:
  • OK FINE LOL
  • bake me cookies
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makeasplash:

unicornofthesea:

tuhweesuh:

shakebeforeopening:

heres the second one

:) 



omg

makeasplash:

unicornofthesea:

tuhweesuh:

shakebeforeopening:

heres the second one

:) 

omg

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shut up this is not meant to be sexually suggestive

i just realized i’ve been eating a shitload of hot dogs this summer.

after having a food tour with my sister, geoff, and my sister’s ridiculously hilarious bearded friend (the beard makes him funnier obv.) all over LA, where we ate the best hot dogs in the area, i’ve been eating a lot of hot dogs. BTW NO. PINKS WAS NOT ONE OF THEM. to be honest pinks isnt even that good. if you want good hot dogs carney’s or skooby’s (even though at skooby’s i’m allergic to most things) is the place to go

then came pretzel dogs, and i started eating bagel dogs again. and then for lunch a lot, i’ve been having those hot dogs from sam’s club

so many hot dogs. so good. why so good.

and then i had one yesterday for lunch and another on the way to practice

and then half of one during break.

k thats it, jussayin 

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y so srs

y so srs

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i like random IMs from bob just telling me how he's doing

  • bob: I just passed my driver license's test!
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it’s fun looking through old posts

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eh i wasn’t too fond of hitchhikers, but i am satisfied.

eh i wasn’t too fond of hitchhikers, but i am satisfied.

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i love gordon

  • gordon: obviously her breasts
  • me: ...
  • me: LOLWUT
  • gordon: small and soft
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tw0worldsapartt:

kkatiebugg:

inkeddots:

like this..



hi jane.

my reaction: woah that’s cool…. wait.. it’d be really hard to wash

tw0worldsapartt:

kkatiebugg:

inkeddots:

like this..

hi jane.

my reaction: woah that’s cool…. wait.. it’d be really hard to wash

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(via whapao)

(via whapao)

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weareparallels:

ericatangg:

shoutforjooy:

oldfilmsflicker:

ppparasol:

dancingtree:(via revagabond)



i remember this poem.

freaking waste of food

omg nick—i lol’d

weareparallels:

ericatangg:

shoutforjooy:

oldfilmsflicker:

ppparasol:

dancingtree:(via revagabond)

i remember this poem.

freaking waste of food

omg nick—i lol’d

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omg

“Meyer cites many novels as inspiration for the Twilight series, including Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë… “

“Each book in the series was also inspired specifically by a different literary classic: Twilight by Jane Austen’s Pride and PrejudiceEclipse by Emily Brontë’s Wuthering Heights”

everything makes sense now

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tw0worldsapartt:

rozealand:

FIRST PRACTICE TOMORROW. don’t know whether i’m dreading it or if i’m excited.

sabrina’s humor and filler comments will be missed

bob’s being late and laughing-at-him-ability will be missed

tgu’s relatability when it comes to pain in the hands— f u tennis elbow!— will be missed as well

UGHGUHUGHGUHGH ALL MY CLEAR SHEET’S THREE RING HOLES ARE BROKEN

HEY!! WHAT ABOUT ME ))))))))))))): LOLOLOL

OH YEAH AND JANE AND FLORENCE