shut up this is not meant to be sexually suggestive
i just realized i’ve been eating a shitload of hot dogs this summer.
after having a food tour with my sister, geoff, and my sister’s ridiculously hilarious bearded friend (the beard makes him funnier obv.) all over LA, where we ate the best hot dogs in the area, i’ve been eating a lot of hot dogs. BTW NO. PINKS WAS NOT ONE OF THEM. to be honest pinks isnt even that good. if you want good hot dogs carney’s or skooby’s (even though at skooby’s i’m allergic to most things) is the place to go
then came pretzel dogs, and i started eating bagel dogs again. and then for lunch a lot, i’ve been having those hot dogs from sam’s club
so many hot dogs. so good. why so good.
and then i had one yesterday for lunch and another on the way to practice
and then half of one during break.
k thats it, jussayin